Funniest Puns Ever - Windows Live


Old lawyers never die they just lose their appeal.

When the TV repairman got married the reception was excellent

To write with a broken pencil is pointless.

A cardboard belt would be a waist of paper.

There was once a cross-eyed teacher who couldn't control his pupils.

To some - marriage is a word ... to others - a sentence.

He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.

A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two-tired.

Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing - but itlet out a little whine.

When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.

"When the mayor wanted to slash the budget he turned to a fund razor."